Having developed a cult following with their monthly show The Odditorium in London , The Congress Of Oddities return to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe this year with an all-new extravaganza of freakery. Chlamydia and Calamine Lloyd-Haemorrhage lay bare the dark understage world of the music hall, and for the first time, reveal their backsides to the audience.

Chlamydia is also a keen phrenologist and badger-baiter and is currently single.

Calamine says her bite is worser than her bark, but probably misunderstood the question. Please do not feed her.

GASP! as Chlamydia and Calamine, the Siamese twins cruelly separated by a kindly but misinformed doctor, exhume the se amier side of the freakshow and display it for all to see. SQUIRM! as you are subjected to Victorian heavy metal. SQUEAL! at the sight of numerous terrifying freaks, including the truly amazing "Biscuit-Eyed Lady" and "Madame Juju and her Pointless Arms" to name but two.